Monday, June 30, 2008

Finish reading Christopher Moore's Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff's, Christ's Childhood Pal

I just finish reading Christopher Moore's Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff's, Christ's Childhood Pal.

You should read it. Very funny.

Doesn't bring up any new idea's for me, but only confirms that some truths are self-evident.
Give a person enough free time to ponder life, and he/she will arrive at the same conclusions, whether that truth is expressed as Christianity, Buddhism, Zen, etc...

Here is how Mr. Moore summarizes Christ's teachings:

You should be nice to people, even creeps.
And if you:
a. believed that Joshua was the Son of God (and)
b. he had come to save you from sin (and)
c. acknowledged the Holy Spirit within you (became as a little child, he would say) (and)
d. didn't blaspheme the Holy Ghost (see c),
then you would:
e. live forever
f. someplace nice
g. probably heaven.
however, if you:
h. sinned (and/or)
i. were a hypocrite (and/or)
j. valued things over people (and)
k. didn't do a, b, c, and d,
then you were:
l. fucked

Good summary, no?

No comments:

Labels

JoJoBrand (15) poem (13) book (7) my_head (7) song (7) china (6) morning (5) music (5) running (5) Tax (4) cut (4) mountain (4) obama (4) video (4) beer (3) blog (3) bus (3) democracy (3) evolution (3) idea (3) killing (3) life (3) list (3) living (3) memory (3) movie (3) moving (3) natural selection (3) old (3) politic (3) reflection (3) story (3) time (3) 1984 (2) 2007 (2) AI (2) Deutsch (2) Doris Lessing (2) Jesus (2) Love Songs (2) MLK (2) New York Times (2) The Golden Notebook (2) Tricky (2) append (2) bible (2) break (2) cage (2) coal (2) corporation (2) craptastic (2) drinking (2) early childhood (2) gaussian distribution (2) german (2) god (2) india (2) job (2) king (2) knee (2) leader (2) loop (2) magic (2) marathon (2) marlene (2) me (2) modernism (2) my_life (2) my_story (2) network (2) poor (2) rate (2) russia (2) sun (2) taxi (2) us (2) vietnam (2) voting (2) waiting (2) war (2) wind (2) work (2) 1986 (1) 2005 (1) 2006 (1) 2008 (1) 2009 (1) 2010 (1) AP (1) Aeolus (1) BASIC (1) CEO (1) CIA (1) Canoga Park (1) Christ's Childhood Pal (1) David Brin (1) Deutschland (1) Emperor (1) Frankfurt (1) GDP (1) GGS (1) Guns Germs and Steel (1) Hahnenkampf (1) ITB (1) JB3 (1) Joshua (1) Kampf (1) Lamb (1) Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff (1) Mary Kelly (1) Matthew (1) McConnell (1) Mrs Dalloway (1) Olivia_Newton_John (1) PB (1) PE (1) Peace (1) R and D (1) Rand (1) Raskolniko (1) Robert Heinlein (1) Roman Empire (1) Star_Child (1) Tarzana (1) Taxi Driver (1) Tod (1) Tom Rohloff (1) UCOR (1) WOPR (1) War Games (1) YouTube (1) aasif mandvi (1) abortion (1) aging (1) aikido (1) airplane (1) alien (1) alive (1) anda (1) anthropology (1) arabian nights (1) army (1) arrogant (1) artifact (1) artin (1) artist (1) autism (1) bbq (1) biology (1) bioweapon (1) bird (1) blur (1) bock (1) bogus (1) books (1) bread (1) brutalen (1) buddhist (1) burning (1) cabal (1) caramel (1) carp (1) cat stevens (1) catfish (1) center (1) change (1) chassis (1) chemical brothers (1) chess (1) chicago (1) chicken (1) children (1) christ (1) clone (1) cloud (1) coal miner (1) cockfight (1) cog (1) cold (1) commandments (1) comment (1) communism (1) conflict (1) consensus (1) conspiracy (1) consumer (1) context (1) cooperativity (1) copyright (1) cost (1) coup (1) coup guatemala CIA corporation greed communism (1) covenant (1) creation (1) crystal (1) cycle (1) dancing (1) darkies (1) death (1) december (1) decision (1) decision making (1) dietrich (1) dizziness (1) dostoevsky (1) dream (1) driftwood (1) drink (1) dying (1) ebay (1) eddy (1) egypt (1) elisa (1) endrun (1) everyone (1) evil (1) existence (1) existentialism (1) extension (1) extinction (1) family (1) fear (1) fiction (1) finisher (1) fire (1) flag (1) flight (1) flow (1) food (1) football (1) forgot (1) fountainhead (1) fragment (1) free trade (1) freiheit (1) future (1) games (1) gaza (1) generic (1) ghost (1) gigolo (1) girlfriend (1) governance (1) greed (1) green (1) growth (1) guantanamo (1) guatemala (1) guido (1) guttenberg (1) half-marathon (1) hate (1) hazlewood (1) help (1) hidden (1) humanity (1) hunter (1) ideal (1) idle (1) immolation (1) inheritance (1) insight (1) jabberwock (1) jinn (1) jojobrand3 (1) journal (1) kentucky (1) korea (1) labor (1) language (1) laundry (1) law (1) learning (1) leaving (1) lee (1) left (1) lesson (1) liberty (1) line 5 (1) link (1) lives (1) lolita (1) love (1) loveletting (1) lyrics (1) machine (1) madame nhu (1) man (1) manna (1) marginal (1) marginot line (1) marlene dietrich (1) matrix (1) maudlin (1) may (1) meaning (1) meek (1) mice (1) miner (1) modeling (1) modern world (1) monday (1) money (1) monk (1) monster (1) move (1) movement (1) murder (1) myself (1) nancy (1) nass (1) neuroscience (1) new (1) noFog (1) norms (1) oasis (1) office (1) oil (1) orange (1) past (1) pawnbroker (1) penitent (1) people (1) per_capital_income wealth distribution (1) picture (1) pictures (1) pink-floyd (1) plagarism (1) plastic (1) population (1) prefix (1) prick (1) private (1) problems (1) procrastination (1) public (1) putin (1) quick (1) race (1) random (1) reader (1) remembering (1) restructuring (1) reverend al sharpton (1) review (1) revised (1) revolution (1) rigged (1) robert redford (1) roger staubach (1) room (1) rules (1) scam (1) scare (1) schwarzfahren (1) science (1) secret (1) sector (1) service (1) shadow (1) sharp (1) shirt (1) shitting (1) shock (1) short (1) shower (1) sinatra (1) singularity (1) slice (1) slip-thoughts (1) small business (1) small group (1) smart (1) smoking (1) social (1) soda (1) spam (1) spending (1) sport (1) sprechen (1) state (1) steel (1) straight (1) stream (1) structural (1) stupid (1) subsidies (1) sucks (1) sugababes (1) sum (1) summation (1) supersaturate (1) syncing (1) syria (1) the daily show (1) the natural (1) theme (1) thinking (1) thought (1) threshold (1) ticket (1) toothpaste (1) translation (1) trinken (1) trip (1) typewriter (1) tödlich (1) u (1) uninteresting (1) vacation (1) vector (1) violence (1) violin (1) vishnu (1) walk (1) water (1) welfare (1) wild world (1) wine (1) women (1) word (1) writing (1) youth (1) 中国 (1) (1)